Sunufa… This story is fighting me. But I am fighting back. With Sharpies! And sticky notes! And spreadsheets!
These weapons are not as cool as nunchucks, I know, but it’s what I have.
The toilet paper is for my allergies, but it’s also useful for those sh!tty first drafts. Grumble.
Jessa Slade 
Truly the toilet pater is high-class. But we are authors, we can’t afford Kleenex.